Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
why is twitter derping up now!
sbbq: i am so sorry for my blog
MEANWHILE, AT MARVEL STUDIOS
Marketing Exec: Hey, we need to put out another international Avengers trailer.
Guy from Post-Production: Okay, here's three seconds of new footage to flash at them.
Marketing Exec: This can't possibly—
The Internet: *GLEEFUL SCREAMING*
Marketing Exec: But—
The Internet: I CAN'T, MY BODY IS READY, LET ME DIE
Marketing Exec: Um—
The Internet: SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*